| Look, every MUD in 1996 had a Smurf area and this is ours. Twenty-nine rooms of Smurfy Road, a smurfberry patch and a house for every Smurf you remember from Saturday mornings: Brainy, Handy, Hefty, Sleepy, Grumpy, Jokey, Papa and Smurfette. Yes, you can kill them. Yes, newbies do, constantly, because the smurfs are levels 1 to 10 and hand out experience like candy. Gargamel and Azrael wait up the path in the castle and are the only ones who put up a fight. Nobody has ever filed a complaint on behalf of the smurfs. |