| Gorzak's carnival fun house: past the freak show, into the queue, and through the psychedelic hallway, the shaking floor, the glass floor, the spinning chamber, the zero-G room, the hall of mirrors and the hall of many doors, all packed with screaming kids and a really scary clown. Then it gets weird. Johnny Carson, Jay Leno and David Letterman are in here, along with the Pope, Don King, a man behind a curtain and a cute little stupid lemming. The kids are harmless; some of the celebrities are level 65. Small children get in free. |